Mood:Funny..HAHAHA
Song of Choice:Inu Yasha opening theme
Topic:When All Hell Breaks Loose!
Thermodynamics of Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtin Chemistry mid term. The Answer by one Student was so profound that the professor shared it with his colleagues, via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic(gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using boyle's Law(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some varian. One Student however wrote the following:
First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not leave(Kim note:Not TRUE Read Dante's Inferno)Therefore, no souls leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exsist in the world today.
Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to Hell. Since there are more one of these religions and since people do not belong to more that one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell (Kime note:Except some people) With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Thise gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate that the rate at which the souls enter Hell, then the temperature and the pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.(Kim Note:and Satan wears Snow shoes and the lil terrors go taboganing)
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year that "...it will be a cold day in Hell before I slepp with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be ture, and thus I am sure that Hellis exothermic and will not freeze.
The student received the only A given.
Kim:Lol that was great I'll do a real entry later promise!
Later
Kim
Song of Choice:Inu Yasha opening theme
Topic:When All Hell Breaks Loose!
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtin Chemistry mid term. The Answer by one Student was so profound that the professor shared it with his colleagues, via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic(gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using boyle's Law(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some varian. One Student however wrote the following:
First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not leave(Kim note:Not TRUE Read Dante's Inferno)Therefore, no souls leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exsist in the world today.
Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion you will go to Hell. Since there are more one of these religions and since people do not belong to more that one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell (Kime note:Except some people) With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Thise gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate that the rate at which the souls enter Hell, then the temperature and the pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.(Kim Note:and Satan wears Snow shoes and the lil terrors go taboganing)
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year that "...it will be a cold day in Hell before I slepp with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be ture, and thus I am sure that Hellis exothermic and will not freeze.
The student received the only A given.
Kim:Lol that was great I'll do a real entry later promise!
Later
Kim
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